Jealousy is a pain in the ass. It makes you irrational, paranoid, and stupid. Every time I hear about some girl you like, or as of today some guy, I want t gouge their eyes out and claim you as my own. Only you aren’t my own yet. In fact I am someone else’s for the next 5 days. Whats wrong with me? This isn’t fair and most certainly isn’t right. So what? You gave some guy your number. You are falling for me. Right? No. You are. I know that. This is so nuts. How can you drive me this insane? I’ve got the whole is he cuter then me? Does she like him more then me? Will I really be enough for her? I am losing my mind

I’m jealous of a girl you met on tumblr, who you have never met in real life, and who is probably straight. And you think you have issues. I might be falling for you. How crazy is that. I can’t wait to kiss your beautiful face again.